The Return of the Dread Cranky Bear

Trish's period finally started, & all day long she's been Cranky Bear. I'm afraid to do or say anything or she might lose her temper. Thankfully, she's at work now, & I'm kind of restless: Karen bought me a new HP OfficeJet in the Fargo of the Invisible Landscape, & last night I plugged the thing in, but had problems inserting the ink cartridges. A call to HP Support quickly fixed the problem, but today I couldn't install the software. The guy on the phone, Hakim, wasn't terribly helpful: he quickly found out that it was a compatibility issue, & will be mailing me new software, but he kept babbling about a $54 warranty plan & wouldn't just tell me if the new CD-ROM was free or not. Now I have to wait until Tuesday to print, I'm tense & nervous cuz Trish is Cranky Bear, & the heat is awful: though it's cool in here, thanks to the fans, I still feel like napping. I think I'll put on some Roxy Music & enjoy the Pyjamarama on my headphones.